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Jessica Alba’s biggest fan in the world is set to undergo (pro bono!) plastic surgery in China to make her look more like the starlet so she can win back her ex-boyfriend, who is similarly obsessed with Jessica Alba.
To her credit, Jessica was freaked by the news, offering this consolation:
“I think you should never have to change yourself like that,” actress Alba said. “If somebody loves you, they’ll love you no matter what.”
A noble sentiment, but a marked departure from Jessica Alba’s previous stand on plastic surgery. First off, here’s what she had to say about nipping and tucking in 2007:
“As an actress, you express emotion with your face and if you have plastic surgery, you lose that spark.”
I’m interrupting this quote to say that I’ve never before noticed that Jessica Alba acts with her face. Um, anyway:
“I’m not going to say never for sure, though,” she told Elle Magazine in a recent interview.
The Fantastic Four starlet says that she may have work done if she has excess wear on her tummy as a result of pregnancy. “I don’t know if, for example, having babies will stretch my stomach beyond what is acceptable,” she said.
Because if you bear someone’s child, they won’t love you anymore unless you have an “acceptable” stomach? Sad.
And second, in my inexpert opinion, those are not her original boobs. They can’t be, right?
Postscript to Jessica Alba’s biggest fan: Heidi Montag tells People “I’m not in a great place right now” but also “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life” following her buttload of plastic surgeries in November. Food for thought — sometimes this stuff turns you into a crazy person.
You might think I’m following the Brittany Murphy story a little too closely, but no one ever complained about that back in the salad days of Simon Scowl and John Edwards. I’m just sayin’.
