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Nov

Noam Chomsky, Closet Capitalist

This from Stanford University’s Hoover Institution: Noted progressive and anti-capitalist firebrand Noam Chomsky is just as interested in making money as the rest of us. Hoover’s Peter Schweitzer reports:

“Chomsky 
 has frequently lashed out against the “massive use of tax havens to shift the burden to the general population and away from the rich” and criticized the concentration of wealth in ‘trusts’ by the wealthiest 1 percent … But trusts can’t be all bad. After all, Chomsky, with a net worth north of $2,000,000, decided to create one for himself. A few years back he went to Boston’s venerable white-shoe law firm, Palmer and Dodge, and, with the help of a tax attorney specializing in ‘income-tax planning,’ set up an irrevocable trust to protect his assets from Uncle Sam.”

Noam Chomsky

 

16
Nov

Save a Dolphin, But Screw the Bunnies

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Japan is after Hayden Panettiere’s hide for participating in a mission to rescue dolphins from fishermen off the coast of Osaka last month. The “Heroes” actress says an arrest warrant has been issued for her, meaning she risks jail time for obstruction of commerce if she ever returns to Japan. But she told E! Online that she’s pleased at the international attention the dolphins are getting, adding:

“We must unite as a world to solve our increasing international environmental crises. We can no longer hide behind outdated, senseless cultural traditions and lazy, bad habits that are resulting in the annihilation of our planet’s resources and the extinction of our species.”

Good intentions for humans and dolphins, but the road to hell is paved with fluffy bunnies, mice, and monkeys in laboratories near you: Hayden is the youngest face of Neutrogena, whose parent company, Johnson & Johnson, tests, well, practically everything on animals. J&J even rejected a PETA-organized shareholder campaign to stop using animals in skincare-product tests. Something Hayden, a professed vegan, may want to reconsider over the remaining five years of her endorsement contract.

16
Nov

Heavy Thoughts

pieholeAccording to Rush & Molloy, Alec Baldwin wants NY Sen. Hillary Clinton to vote no on the $10 billion farm bill currently in the Senate. He’s worried that it will subsidize farmers who provide fattening foods to schools:

“As you are well aware, the epidemic of childhood obesity is worsening day by day, leading to higher risks of diabetes, heart disease and several forms of cancer,” the actor wrote Monday in a personal letter to Clinton and each of her fellow senators. “I know that you share my concern about this crucial issue.”

Everybody knows Baldwin is great with children, and it’s nice to see that he’s concerned about their future! Why should our kids learn to make decisions for themselves when they’ve got famous, handsome geniuses to do it for them?

Remember, kids, be like Alec Baldwin: Stay in good shape until you hit your late 30s, and then swell up like a weather balloon pumped full of hot bacon grease. Obesity: Adults Only!

16
Nov

The Qur’an Says WHAT?

I have nothing against gambling, as the participants in my on-again, off-again Texas Hold ‘Em home game will attest. But apparently, Islam forbids it (along with drinking). So how does the government of Dubai explain buying a 20 percent stake in MGM Mirage, the world’s second largest casino company? I’m pretty sure both drinking and wagering happen on a regular basis at the Mirage, the Luxor, Mandalay Bay, and the Bellagio.

las vegas skyline

What happens in Dubai, apparently, stays in Dubai. Or something like that.

Bonus points: In 2005, MGM Mirage was honored by B’Nai B’rith International “for its commitment to diversity.”

16
Nov

Natalie Portman: Nothing to Hide

The lovely Portman tells People Magazine what makes her so enlightened:

[Her] awareness of the world, in particular, is a major theme for Portman, whose extensive travels, she says, have taught her to respect the Earth and its environment. “If we can find ways to love life and be joyful without being wasteful or destructive — that’s what’s important,” she says.One part of that, for Portman, involves being a vegetarian — from head to toe. “Every time I dress I know I’m not wearing leather, and that’s a great feeling,” she says.

no leather

Hmmm. Remember Attack of the Clones? You’ve probably blocked it from your memory, but that’s okay because Google still remembers. Here’s Portman in 2002, talking about her wardrobe as PadmĂ© in the Star Wars sequel (prequel? prequel-sequel?):

Known for bold fashion and hairstyle choices (as was her future daughter Princess Leia, she of the metal bikini fame), PadmĂ©’s 19 outfits made for Attack of the Clones include some a bit sexier than the young Queen would ever have worn.

“There’s one we call the leather-and-lace outfit,” Natalie said, “which is for when Anakin and I have dinner for the first time. It’s this very tight corset, with these gloves, and it’s beautiful. There are a lot of corsets that are very tight, which I’m sure everyone will notice.”

I sure did! Ahem. Anyway, there’s no indication that she meant it was a fake-leather-and-lace outfit. Sure, jetting all over the world making movies is one thing, but wearing something made from a cow’s skin? It sounds like if a particular item of clothing makes her look sexy enough, Portman’s opinion about it could be … suede. Sorry! Sorry.

16
Nov

Let’s start with an easy one: Al Gore

Al Gore, planetary hypocrite

USA Today reported last year that Al Gore, the “Inconvenient Truth” film auteur and Nobel Prize winner, has two faces. And one of them is covered in soot. “If Al Gore is the world’s role model for ecology,” the piece goes, “the planet is doomed.” McPaper continues:

Public records reveal that as Gore lectures Americans on excessive consumption, he and his wife Tipper live in two properties: a 10,000-square-foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom home in Nashville, and a 4,000-square-foot home in Arlington, Va. (He also has a third home in Carthage, Tenn.) 
 [and] there is no evidence that Gore has signed up to use green energy in either of his large residences.




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