According to Rush & Molloy, Alec Baldwin wants NY Sen. Hillary Clinton to vote no on the $10 billion farm bill currently in the Senate. He’s worried that it will subsidize farmers who provide fattening foods to schools:
“As you are well aware, the epidemic of childhood obesity is worsening day by day, leading to higher risks of diabetes, heart disease and several forms of cancer,” the actor wrote Monday in a personal letter to Clinton and each of her fellow senators. “I know that you share my concern about this crucial issue.”
Everybody knows Baldwin is great with children, and it’s nice to see that he’s concerned about their future! Why should our kids learn to make decisions for themselves when they’ve got famous, handsome geniuses to do it for them?
Remember, kids, be like Alec Baldwin: Stay in good shape until you hit your late 30s, and then swell up like a weather balloon pumped full of hot bacon grease. Obesity: Adults Only!
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