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Archive for November 21st, 2007

21
Nov

More Like the Kin’tdle

kindle.jpgAs you know if you’ve visited Amazon.com, read a tech blog, or existed in the English-speaking world today, Jeff Bezos just announced the Kindle. It’s a $400 e-book reader that he thinks the buying public will embrace for some reason, unlike every other e-book reader ever.

Here’s part of the Kindle TOS agreement, concerning the books, magazines, and other content they want you to purchase to read on the device:

You may not sell, rent, lease, distribute, broadcast, sublicense or otherwise assign any rights to the Digital Content or any portion of it to any third party, and you may not remove any proprietary notices or labels on the Digital Content. In addition, you may not, and you will not encourage, assist or authorize any other person to, bypass, modify, defeat or circumvent security features that protect the Digital Content.

So basically, once you buy a book to read on your Kindle, nobody else can have that book. Even when you’re done with it. They have to buy their own.

But what did Bezos say in 2002 when Amazon came under fire for selling used books printed on, y’know, paper?

When someone buys a book, they are also buying the right to resell that book, to loan it out, or to even give it away if they want. Everyone understands this.

So… which is it?

That and other good reasons the Kindle is a bad idea at dive into mark.

21
Nov

Panty Shortage in Hollywood Continues

christina-aguilera2.jpg

Christina Aguilera has been trying really hard to separate herself from former pop rival Britney Spears, at one point even predicting the future.

But her classy image got a little tarnished when she flashed her lady bits before having dinner with hubby Jordan Bratman on Monday.

Earlier this year, Christina told Access Hollywood:

“There’s a proper way to make sure privates are kept private. That’s just my personal take on exiting a limo.”

Won’t somebody in Hollywood demonstrate this technique?

[Click on the former Mouseketeer for the NSFW image.]

21
Nov

Earthlings Just Don’t Understand

Will Smith on Scientology, 12/1/06:

“I’ve talked to Tom [Cruise] about it — [there's] lots of incredible, wonderful concepts. Jada [Pinkett Smith] and I don’t necessarily believe in organized religion.

“I was raised in a Baptist household and my grandmother would get up out of her casket (if I became a Scientologist).”

Will Smith on Scientology, 11/21/07:

“… in all of the experiences I’ve had with Tom and Scientology, like 98 percent of the principles are identical to the principles of the Bible.

“The Bible says, ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.’ And you know, there’s a Scientology principle: ‘Do not create experiences for others that they cannot comfortably perceive.’

“The Bible talks about your spirit being immortal, that you were created for existence beyond your physical body. Well, that’s no different from Scientology. I don’t think that because the word someone uses for ’spirit’ is ‘thetan’ that the definition becomes any different.”

Has anybody checked on Grandma Smith lately?

21
Nov

Ashlee Simpson Pretends She Doesn’t Smoke

ashlee_simpson.jpgAshlee Simpson implored a photographer last week not to take her picture while she was smoking outside her boyfriend’s bar in New York:

“I don’t want my fans knowing I smoke!” she pleaded. “It’s so bad, but I just crave nicotine sometimes.”

Apparently, lighting up is now a bigger career-killer than faking your own lead vocals on SNL.

Fine. Then quit. But don’t deceive.

21
Nov

Dangerous Driving, UK Style

liam-byrne.jpgI almost feel bad for British Immigration Minister Liam Byrne. But since he talks with a funny accent (and since the Dollar is down against the Pound) I guess I’ll just mock him instead.

Last year, before he was elevated to a cabinet post, Byrne was part of the UK Parliamentary Committee that doubled the fines for driving while talking on a hand-held cell phone. At the time, he testified:

“I was shocked as a new MP to hear example after example of drivers who had killed innocent people walking off with no more severe a penalty than six points on their license and a ÂŁ150 to ÂŁ300 fine. The most dangerous drivers are serial potential killers.

Byrne is definitely a real road-safety crusader. (It says that he wants “safer roads” right on his website.) He even encourages drivers to use the UK government’s helpful website to snitch on their fellow motorists’ traffic transgressions.

And now this:

A Home Office minister who once warned MPs that Britain’s most dangerous drivers were “serial potential killers” faced accusations of hypocrisy today after pleading guilty to using a mobile phone while driving.

Liam Byrne, the Immigration Minister … was fined ÂŁ100 with ÂŁ30 costs and a ÂŁ15 victim surcharge. He was also given three points on his licence, taking his current total up to six.

Don’t they have speakerphones in England?

21
Nov

She Really Wasn’t That Innocent

Remember the old Britney? Back when she was the new Britney? Before K-Fed, before the buzz cut, before the extensions, before the kids and the rehab and the near-daily public breakdowns? You know, back when you had to read between the lines a little bit to find the sexual tension. She was always talking about how she was saving herself for marriage, but you knew better, didn’t you?

Turns out you were right. According to US Weekly, Britney lost her virginity not at 18, as she claimed, but at 14. In hindsight maybe it’s not so shocking, but back in 1999? We were all too terrified of Y2K and looking forward to the Matrix sequels to care, frankly. (Oh, those golden days of youth. So naĂŻve.)

So maybe the reason she’s a complete train wreck now is because she had to live that lie for so long? Brit was always giving us hints. Even back then, she was dressing like a hooker while telling people she was a role model for ‘tweens. “I’m saving myself for the right guy, tee-hee,” as America stared at her abs. Sure, she’s earned millions from that frisson between Good Britney and Bad Britney, but it drove her to this. Was the Big Lie worth it, Brit? Was it?




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