Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis can do the crime but totally can’t do the time.
He says that at the Oklahoma prison where he served a month for contempt this spring, the guards “abused” him by taking away his extra blanket and threatening to strap him naked to a chair.
To which I say: whatever. How many teenage girls has Joe Francis humiliated in a similarly naked fashion? I guess his argument here is that he wasn’t given a bottle of Cuervo first.
As for now, he’s sitting in a different jail in Reno, awaiting trial for tax evasion next year. And Florida still has to prosecute him for the use of minors in sexual performances. There may actually be justice in the world.
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Hey i want a copy of that movie because i wont to see girls naked alot of them
Wow, way to open your mouth and prove yourself a full. Those poor innocent
girls were prolly on their way to church when big bad joe asked girls of legal age to
Take their cloths off. At another location girls had lied about their age with a
Camera crew that Joe was no where around, at which point drugs were claimed to
Have been found on his plane, but nevere were. The stated committed crime after
Crime and are now finally being sued for their conduct.
Way to prove yourself a “full”, eh? Well, I guess we all know where these comments come from.
Reading this sort of brain-blisteringly stupid reply sort of makes me stand in slack-jawed amazement. Wow. You manage to be completely insenstitive AND a retard.
Thanks for making a bigger joke out of yourself than I ever could.