Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis can do the crime but totally can’t do the time.

He says that at the Oklahoma prison where he served a month for contempt this spring, the guards “abused” him by taking away his extra blanket and threatening to strap him naked to a chair.

To which I say: whatever. How many teenage girls has Joe Francis humiliated in a similarly naked fashion? I guess his argument here is that he wasn’t given a bottle of Cuervo first.

As for now, he’s sitting in a different jail in Reno, awaiting trial for tax evasion next year. And Florida still has to prosecute him for the use of minors in sexual performances. There may actually be justice in the world.