In her ongoing custody dispute with Kevin Federline, Britney Spears’s lavish spending habits have been scrutinized in court documents. She makes roughly $737,000 in monthly income, and although she blows $102,000 on entertainment and gifts, she allocates nothing to savings or for her children’s education. Additionally, she gives just $500 a month to the Britney Spears Foundation, which she established in 2000 to help needy kids in California, Louisiana, and New York.

That charity used to do good work, back when the pop starlet had a sense of purpose and was aware of other people. In fact, in 2002 she was given the Children’s Choice Award for her charitable efforts, including the creation of the Britney Spears Camp for the Performing Arts, where underprivileged kids can take acting, dancing, and singing lessons.

“It is an honor to be recognized in the music industry for my commitment to children,” Britney Spears said when accepting the award. “I get so much out of seeing a child’s self-esteem and happiness grow through the projects I have worked on. To be recognized for this is amazing.”

Commitment indeed. She has the poorest little rich boys in Hollywood. I would comment on how little she seems to get out of seeing her own sons at all, never mind watching their “self-esteem and happiness grow,” but it’s almost too depressing to muster the energy.