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28
Nov

The Daly Show (of Support)

The Smoking Gun dug up an e-mail that late-night scab Carson Daly sent to a bunch of his friends and family the other day, giving them a phone hotline to submit jokes for his show. Usually he has writers for that, but apparently they’re busy. And guess what?

The bit, Daly stressed, was not meant to “make fun” of his striking writers. He added that his goal was to just “play a fun collage of random people trying to ‘help me out.’”

Right, why would his writers take it the wrong way? Just some harmless fun. Here’s a great joke I just sent in:

I don’t want to say Carson Daly is dumb, but when he heard the WGA was going on strike, he said he’d just go somewhere else to buy his groceries!

What do you mean, it’s not good enough? Have you seen the show? Okay, what about this:

How is Last Call with Carson Daly like your kitchen junk drawer?

They’re both good places to throw away a tool nobody wants!

That’s more mean than funny, but it’s alright because I don’t like him. Okay, one last try:

What’s the difference between an open casket and Carson Daly?

The open casket has viewers!

Update: Welcome, Deadline Hollywood Daily readers! Please make yourselves at home.

28
Nov

Bill Clinton Is Like the Weather …

bill_clinton_frown.jpg… If you don’t like what you’re seeing, just be patient. His winds will change direction soon enough.

On September 16, 2003, the former Prez spoke in California at a Panetta Institute forum on “The Challenges of Presidential Leadership in the 21st Century.” The Monterey Herald reported the following morning:

On Iraq, Clinton said he understood Bush’s reasoning for invading the country, citing his own years of struggling to keep Saddam Hussein from accumulating weapons of mass destruction. He said he supported last fall’s Senate resolution giving the president the authority to use force against Iraq.

Nine months later, Clinton explained in a TIME magazine feature:

“After 9/11, let’s be fair here, if you had been President, you’d think, Well, this fellow bin Laden just turned these three airplanes full of fuel into weapons of mass destruction, right? Arguably they were super-powerful chemical weapons. Think about it that way. So, you’re sitting there as President, you’re reeling in the aftermath of this, so, yeah, you want to go get bin Laden and do Afghanistan and all that. But you also have to say, Well, my first responsibility now is to try everything possible to make sure that this terrorist network and other terrorist networks cannot reach chemical and biological weapons or small amounts of fissile material. I’ve got to do that. That’s why I supported the Iraq thing.”

How, then, to explain today’s New York Times headline: “Bill Clinton Flatly Asserts He Opposed War at Start”? Not a lot of wiggle-room there.

hillary-clinton-eyes.jpgOf course, there’s a big difference between 2003-04 and 2007: Bill’s wife Hillary is now running for President. And the New York Senator is, of course, trying to attract the support of anti-war Democratic voters while simultaneously appearing “Madame President”-ial.

It’s a good thing she voted against that pesky 2002 Senate resolution to approve the Iraq war.

Strike that last part.

Update: ABC’s Jake Tapper dissected Bill Clinton’s apparent flip-flop today on Good Morning America.

Update #2: The Washington Post publishes independent accounts of people in the Bush Administration recalling Bill Clinton’s enthusiastic support for the Iraq invasion.

28
Nov

Christina Aguilera Might Be Pregnant

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Christina Aguilera will appear on the cover of Marie Claire’s January issue wearing only a leather jacket (which I totally love and want for myself, btw, if Santa reads “Deceiver”). In the interview inside, she says that she wasn’t upset when Paris Hilton spilled the beans about her pregnancy — because she’s discreet:

“I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”

Right, except for the time when you were naked and hugely preggers on the cover of a major magazine. Remember that?

Does this mean she’s confirmed that she’s expecting?

28
Nov

Simon Sez: Let’s Chat Politics!

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The ‘08 U.S. presidential race is really heating up, and that means we’ll have lots of flip-flops and other assorted hypocrisies to look forward to. For example, Rudy Giuliani has promised to get rid of earmarks in Congressional spending, which is weird because his law firm is really good at seeking them. I have no idea what that means, but I can relate because it took me a long time to get rid of my earmarks. Four piercings in the left and three in the right. Oh wait, those weren’t my ears. Let’s just say I had to wear a lot of loose-fitting t-shirts.What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the dummies who are humiliating themselves by running for president. On the other side of the aisle, Hillary and Barack are bickering over which one of them hates lobbyists more. Turns out it’s a tie: Zero to zero.Did you know it costs a lot of money to run for president? It totally does.

28
Nov

Natalie Portman, a Bit Lost on the Concept

natalie.jpgNatalie Portman is of the opinion that you don’t mess with perfection.

The actress told MTV recently that she wouldn’t consider participating in a long-rumored sequel to her first film, The Professional:

“When something works you don’t touch it … You try to create something new that’s positive.”

But she’s slated to star in the upcoming film Brothers, which is a remake of the Susanne Bier film Brødre about a man who moves in on his brother’s wife when the husband is sent to fight in Afghanistan. Either she’s implying the first movie didn’t work and it’s in much more capable hands now, or the line is much finer than I think.

28
Nov

Charlize Theron, PETA Worshipper, in Leather

theron-on-vogue-07-oct.pngOkay. Let me get this straight. Charlize Theron is a big animal-rights supporter. Hates fur. Loves puppies. Poses with PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk at parties.

What the heck was she doing on the October cover of Vogue in a suede skirt?

Yep. That’s miss “It doesn’t make sense to me to let animals suffer for fashion” in Morgane Le Fay leather boots, a Banana Republic leather jacket, a Hermès leather trench coat, and an Ellen Tracy suede shirt. (Complete slide show: click here.)

Bonus points: Theron was castigated in 2005 by ACT-UP and other AIDS research advocates for her association with PETA. She’s a long-time AIDS research supporter. Unlike PETA. (All those lab rats, you know…)

More bonus points: Theron’s latest film, In the Valley of Elah, is directed by Paul Haggis.

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