The ‘08 U.S. presidential race is really heating up, and that means we’ll have lots of flip-flops and other assorted hypocrisies to look forward to. For example, Rudy Giuliani has promised to get rid of earmarks in Congressional spending, which is weird because his law firm is really good at seeking them. I have no idea what that means, but I can relate because it took me a long time to get rid of my earmarks. Four piercings in the left and three in the right. Oh wait, those weren’t my ears. Let’s just say I had to wear a lot of loose-fitting t-shirts.What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the dummies who are humiliating themselves by running for president. On the other side of the aisle, Hillary and Barack are bickering over which one of them hates lobbyists more. Turns out it’s a tie: Zero to zero.Did you know it costs a lot of money to run for president? It totally does.