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Nov

The Mooch Who Stole Christmas

By Holly Won't 1 Comment Digg! Digg this
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls and Musicians

kevin-federline.jpgKevin Federline’s credit card was denied while doing some Christmas shopping at Fry’s Electronics in LA this week. His contingency plan? Britney, of course.

“Kevin has asked the courts for more child support and even spousal support,” says an insider close to him. “He’s asking his lawyers to go for as much as they can.”

Which seems to conflict pretty directly with what he said via his lawyer two months ago:

“I want to put to rest these allegations we’ve heard that he wants more money … There is no request before the court for any modification of any support ordered in this case.”

Yeah, no request yet. He’s already getting $15,000 a month. That’s $180,000 a year. No wonder K-Fed doesn’t have a job — he shouldn’t need one.

29
Nov

Hulk Hogan’s Four Seven Commandments

By Simon Scowl 0 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls and Sports Figures

Remember, all you little Hulkamaniacs out there, here’s what you gotta do if you want to be just like the Hulkster!

  1. Train.
  2. Say your prayers.
  3. Eat your vitamins.
  4. Believe in yourself, brother.
  5. Encourage your kids to drag-race on public streets.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA2qA_G3ZRc

  6. Buy your underage son and his friends $80 worth of beer right before he slams into a palm tree at 100 mph and puts a kid in the hospital, maybe for life.
  7. Learn this phrase and learn it well: “No comment.”
29
Nov

How Not To Make Friends in Hollywood

By The Oversneer 0 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Musicians

The Broadway stagehands strike has wrapped up, but those kooky Hollywood writers are still holding out for a bigger slice of your iTunes Family Guy downloads, or something like that.

Last week, according to E! Online, R&B artist Alicia Keys decided to show the striking scribblers some love ‘n solidarity:

More than 4,000 strikers and supporters—actors, directors, production staff, musicians, members of the California nurses and farm workers unions, etc.—showed up Tuesday for a WGA-organized solidarity rally …

Alicia Keys, who told the crowd that, as a writer herself, she is fully behind the cause, performed “No One” and “Go Ahead.”

“I’m a writer. Without words, there are no songs. Without words, there are no stories,” she said. “Stay strong, I’m supporting you! Let’s walk!”

And then the throng marched down Hollywood Boulevard.

Except that the throng didn’t include Keys.

Leave it to TMZ to expose the hypocrisy. Keys shouted “Let’s walk!” … and then walked to a waiting SUV so she could get the heck out of there.

29
Nov

Republicans Threw Mud Last Night (Some of It Stuck)

By Simon Scowl 0 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: U.S. Right-Wing Politicos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOTU0AhR5Io

It starts to get good (well, less boring) about 3 minutes in. Slate explains why Giuliani might not be in a good position to call out his opponents on whether illegal immigrants worked in their households, and points out why all the candidates are hypocrites but nobody cares.

Personally, I was too transfixed by Anderson Cooper’s journalistic integrity to pay much attention anyway.

29
Nov

Allen Good Fun?

By Simon Scowl 0 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls and Musicians

First Lily Allen said she was going to quit music by the age of 25. Now, according to Britain’s Daily Mirror, she says she was just kidding. But the funniest thing about the Mirror story is this quote:

“I talk c**p all the time and they all know it, so how come this time they didn’t get it. Silly people. I am having the best time of my life.”

Why is “crap” asterisked out? Don’t the English use the other c-word for every part of speech? (And no, obviously I don’t mean “Colgate” or “Crest.”) There’s also the part about her “smoking a sly fag” while she said it, which everybody knows is what the British call cigarettes. I used to get called a cigarette all the time in high school. Probably because I was so slim and satisfying.

29
Nov

Lindsay Lohan Finds a Loophole

By Holly Won't 13 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls, Movie Stars and Musicians

1128_lindsay_lohan_scarf_02.jpgLindsay Lohan was spotted drinking during her stay in New York, according to Gatecrasher. The fresh-out-of-rehab starlet’s friend reported to the New York Daily News:

“For Lindsay, her real problem was drugs, not alcohol. In the past, it wasn’t the drinking that was the problem — it was the heavy drug use,” says the friend. “The drug use was way more intense than her party drinking. As long as she isn’t doing drugs, she’s okay.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe step one of sobriety is being sober. Even Lindsay knows this, as she explained in OK! magazine in October:

“Tempation is always there,” the 21-year-old actress admits, adding, “but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”

A good start to avoiding temptation: not partying.

29
Nov

I Know It’s Not Nice to Speak Ill of the Dead, But…

By The Oversneer 1 Comment Digg! Digg this
Categories: The Washed Up and U.S. Right-Wing Politicos

hyde-and-snodgrass.jpgBig Head DC reminds us of the back-story behind the first line of former Illinois lawmaker Henry Hyde’s epitaph. Hyde, who passed away last night at the age of 83, is best known for leading the 1998 impeachment of former U.S. president Bill Clinton.

The battle, as we all remember, was largely about stained dresses, cigars, and “that woman,” Monica Lewinsky. And Hyde prosecuted it vigorously, despite his own marital infidelity. A blockbuster Salon.com essay, published in the middle of the whole impeachment mess, detailed Hyde’s five-year affair with another married woman.

Hyde, hypocrite, excused his own adultery as a “youthful indiscretion” but threw lots of stones at Clinton’s glass house.

R.I.P. Henry Hyde.

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