Remember, all you little Hulkamaniacs out there, here’s what you gotta do if you want to be just like the Hulkster!
- Train.
- Say your prayers.
- Eat your vitamins.
- Believe in yourself, brother.
- Encourage your kids to drag-race on public streets.
- Buy your underage son and his friends $80 worth of beer right before he slams into a palm tree at 100 mph and puts a kid in the hospital, maybe for life.
- Learn this phrase and learn it well: “No comment.”
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