For months, Sharon Osbourne has been calling out Courtney Love for getting Jack Osbourne hooked on OxyContin. Love denied it and used the f-word, which seems weird because I thought she was all class. Now Sharon retorts:

“I’m glad she doesn’t like me. I only pity her. She’s a virus. I don’t want her anywhere near people I love. The cold, hard fact is she’s a has-been.”

It’s hard to argue with that one, and Love’s rebuttal that she’d never even heard of OxyContin until she met Jack is hilarious.

But isn’t Sharon’s anger a little bit misplaced? Has she forgotten about Jack’s dad? You know, Ozzy “How about I snort a line of ants off the sidewalk, right before, during, and after I piss my pants” Osbourne? Even if only half of Ozzy’s legendary drug exploits are true, he’s obviously done some very bad things to his brain that can’t be fixed. And boys look to their dads for cues on how to be a man.

Usually I have no problem blaming any particular problem on Courtney Love, from no more new Nirvana albums to the hantavirus, but for once she’s hardly the issue. Then again, this feud will be fun to watch! This could be a battle for the ages. It’s like the Ali-Frazier of aging, demented whores.