A steady stream of homosexual gentlemen have been coming out (sorry) to talk about their encounters with Idaho Senator Larry Craig, who continues to maintain he’s as straight as a… um… a really straight thing. Anyway, his only public statement about the allegations since October has been this:

“I know what people feel like when they’re profiled, when innocent people get caught up in what I was caught in as an innocent person.”

I think what he’s trying to say is that he’s innocently innocent in terms of innocence, and in no sense did he do any of that nonsense. Just my two cents.

Hey, did you know there’s a Larry Craig Talking Action Figure? It’s hard to get right now, but just tap your foot and maybe you’ll get lucky. I’m not sure what the doll actually says, but it’s certainly nothing his wife can’t rationalize away. “Oh, he just likes when I cook chicken dishes, that’s all. He’s not allowed to provide food for his family? So he asked to see the fella’s rooster, so what.”

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