Rudy Giuliani has been hyping his mayoral record throughout his presidential run, but he should probably avoid statistics on the basis that he makes everything up.

Among his misstatements:

• That New York during his tenure was “the only city in America that has reduced crime every single year since 1994.” Chicago is in America too, though.
• That he cut spending by 7 percent; his own memoir says it grew by 3.7 percent.
• That he increased the police force from 28,000 to 40,000, when most of that was due to a merger of the NYPD with the Transit and Housing Police Departments.

And so forth. Can we vote for none of the above?

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