Heather Mills has long claimed that although she did pose for a few topless photos back when she was still bipedal, it was very tasteful “sex educational” stuff. Well, now the News of the World (link definitely NSFW) is saying that they’ve uncovered some harder stuff. They call her “Mucca.” Don’t ask me why:
Mucca squeezed into a red lace teddy with matching stockings for a hardcore photoshoot.
She pulled down her top to expose her boobs and splayed her legs in this classic porn magazine pose.
And in another of the explicit shots — taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 road accident — she writhed knickerless on a white quilted bed, cupping her naked breasts.
Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: “I’m gonna drive you crazy with my body…”
You don’t need to use your body, you loopy lean-to, just open your mouth! To speak, I mean. Well, there’s not much difference between this and the previous pix that came out, but they just really don’t like her over there. If they want to keep pointing out her hypocrisy, it sure makes my job a lot easier.
Hey, remember that old novelty song about her? “The No-Brained, Five-Toed, Lyin’, Hurtful Beatle-Thiever”? Of course you don’t, I just made it up.
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The british Tabloids love a good pun. They call Paul Mcartney “Macca” for short. They often call heather mills “Lady Mucca”. I’m not sure if they have this expression everywhere but there is a phrase “Lady muck” in the uk which sort of means a common girl that acts like a posh girl. So i think that explains the name. puns.
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