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The Daily Mail has a big list of all the exorbitant demands that various celebrities make for their dressing rooms. Champagne, snooker tables, discreet underage prostitutes, etc. Out of all of the spoiled-rotten demands, this one is my favorite:
Barbra Streisand:
Rose petals in toilet.
That’s right, Barbra “We’re All Gonna Die from Global Warming” Streisand has to do her business on dead flowers. Wouldn’t those rose petals be better off if you left them on the bushes, Babs? Shouldn’t they be cleaning CO2 out of the air, not masking your doodies? Although with a schnozz like that, you must be extra sensitive. Plus you’re a total diva bitch. (Am I allowed to say “diva”?)
Also, she absolutely must have peach-colored toilet paper. Because it matches her complexion. Well, at first.
That’s right, folks, here at Deceiver we go after all the tough targets. Look out, Carrot Top, you’re next.
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