Gossip BlogAds Network Bargain BlogAds Network

Archive for December 6th, 2007

06
Dec

‘Tis the Season for Top Ten (Hypocrite) Lists …

This list of eco-phonies from JunkScience.com:

earth-hands.gifHere are green hypocrisy’s top 10 poster children for 2007:

  1. Al Gore’s Inconvenient Lifestyle
  2. Google’s “Party Jet”
  3. RFK Jr.’s objection to wind power — when it ruins his view
  4. The UN Climate Change conference in Bali
  5. Nancy Pelosi’s opposition to nuclear power
  6. Environmental Defense’s promotion of mercury-heavy “compact fluorescent” light bulbs
  7. NASA scientist James Hansen’s spot on George Soros’s global-warming payroll
  8. Live Earth’s carbon footprint
  9. The NBC “Green is Universal” sham
  10. California Governor Schwarzenegger’s Hum-vee and private jet

Details at source. Who would be on your list of phony-baloney greens?

06
Dec

Losing Face(book)

Recently the white-hot social networking site Facebook implemented a new feature called Beacon, which tells your Facebook “friends” about purchases you make on eBay and other sites. Here’s how The Wall Street Journal (it’s no Us Weekly, but it’s pretty good) describes it:

Facebook users could receive messages telling them that a friend had bought a sweater on Overstock.com or a movie ticket on Fandango.com…

Beacon’s success is crucial for Facebook, of Palo Alto, Calif. Third-party sites, working in conjunction with Facebook, use Beacon at no cost. Facebook benefits because, when a Facebook user shares information with his friends, Facebook can use that information to learn about the individual and send him targeted ads.

Facebook users are revolting. Plus, they’re angry about this Beacon thing! At first there was no way for them to opt out of this invasion of their privacy. Facebook has now made it easier to opt out completely, and has apologized.

The whole thing is ironic, considering that Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been trying to get some of his own personal information taken down from the Internet:

[Zuckerberg] is being called a hypocrite for trying to force a website to take down unflattering personal documents from his university days, while he was at the same time profiting from the sale of Facebook users’ personal information.

But the court ruled against Facebook and the documents, which include Zuckerberg’s Harvard application and excerpts from his old blog, remain online. Among the details exposed were his girlfriend’s full name, his parents’ home address and his social security number.

When you pry into my business, it’s snooping. When I pry into yours, I’m just “trying to start a conversation.” Brilliant!

06
Dec

Fox News Buries the Lead (Actor)

kiefer.jpgFox News glossed over Kiefer Sutherland’s admittance to jail this morning, despite its round-the-clock coverage of other celebrities convicted of DUI:

…this morning’s FOX and Friends [12/6/07] spent a mere 16 seconds on Kiefer Sutherland’s legal issues this morning.

So how does that support the argument they spend way too much time on celebrity news?

Because the 16 seconds was all it took to give the facts: Sutherland checked into Glendale City Jail for a 48-day sentence on a second DUI conviction. He will be on probation for 5 years, must complete 1.5 years of alcohol education and 6 months of therapy, and pay a $510 fine.

It couldn’t be that he got only 16 seconds of coverage because Jack Bauer is one of Fox’s biggest moneymakers, could it? Or am I just too cynical?

06
Dec

Dolly’s Life Is an Open Book

Dolly Parton, when asked about her 41-year marriage yesterday, said:

…it was “very good for both of us” if she or her spouse cheated on each other…

“If we cheat we don’t know it, so if we do cheat, it’s very good for both us. I don’t want to know it, if he’s cheating on me. If I’m cheating on him, he wouldn’t want to know it.

“And if we do, if that’s what’s making it work, then that’s fine too.”

So cheating is the secret to her successful marriage? Funny — last year she told Reader’s Digest that it was “God.”

And where did she share this dirty laundry? A Playboy interview? A late-night talk show? Nope… it was at the opening of a children’s library! Great message for the kids.

Parton was in the former steel town of Rotherham, England as part of her “Imagination Library” program, promoting literacy among preschoolers. As for their dads? Sounds like if they play their cards right, they might get something too!

Parton also performed a few of her hits. The small town has been racked with unemployment, which must have made this song choice a little awkward:

YouTube Preview Image

06
Dec

Which Product Do I Endorse Again?

hatcherkidman.jpg

Nicole Kidman has launched a libel lawsuit against British newspaper The Daily Telegraph for printing an item that said she prefers Jo Malone’s White Jasmine and Mint perfume to the Chanel No. 5 she is paid to endorse.

And Teri Hatcher is firing back after cosmetic company Hydroderm announced they were suing her for using as many as 17 skin-care products from their competitors, saying she “will not litigate this matter in the press, as Hydroderm apparently seeks to do.” Other than accusing them of shoddy management, I guess.

The real question is why is anyone buying the products these hags are selling?

06
Dec

Spice Up Your “Live”

Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton is just so gosh-darned excited about performing in front of people again on the Spice Girls’ comeback tour:

“I’m getting more confident singing live,” Bunton, 31, writes on the Spice Blog, “but during ‘Mama’ I got so carried away looking at the video playing behind us of all the mothers and babies that I forgot some of the lyrics!”

What’s she worried about? Can’t she just go “watermelon cantaloupe watermelon cantaloupe” over the backing track? After all, the Spice Girls admitted they didn’t sing live during their big comeback at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show:

“The girls were never asked to perform live as their performance was recorded for the TV show. But rest assured, the girls will be fully live for their opening tour date on December 2.”

I’m resting assured! They also say they’re not using any digital enhancement to de-suck-ify their never-impressive singing voices… Hey, wait a minute. I just looked at a calendar and it’s not 1996. Sorry, never mind.

06
Dec

Eva Mendes Fakes It

eva-mendes-in-maxim.jpgThe way I see it, there are two kinds of celebrities who endorse PETA: Those who embrace the Whole Nine Yards of animal rights, and hypocrites who agree to be the group’s Flavor of the Month in exchange for free publicity.

Eva Mendes will unveil a PETA anti-fur poster in New York City today. Does she walk the walk, or just talk the talk?

Here’s what PETA is against: Beef, chicken, pork, milk, cheese, leather, fur, wool, silk, medical research using lab animals, circuses, zoos, rodeos, aquariums, hunting, fishing, seeing-eye dogs — and that’s just what I was able to glean from spending a half-hour on the group’s website. I have a feeling there’s even more.

Memo to Eva: Either endorse the whole agenda — all of it — or admit you’re a phony spotlight-seeker like everyone else in Hollywood.

Update: INF Daily reports Mendes has canceled today’s scheduled Rockefeller Center unveiling. (Does she read Deceiver?) And The Blemish notes that the photo in the PETA ad is recycled from an old magazine. D’oh!

06
Dec

How Not to Catch a Hypocrite

keith-olbermann-shhhh.jpgLeave it to ass-tard Keith Olbermann to find a hypocrite where there isn’t one.

RADAR Online reports that on Tuesday night’s Countdown …

… Keith Olbermann connected the dots between faux-populist wind-bag Lou Dobbs and illegal immigrants. The logic goes like this: When she’s not sucking Facebook, Dobbs’s daughter is into the elite sport of horse jumping, a pastime that’s propped up on the backs of undocumented workers, according to a book cited by Olbermann. Using the transitive property, that means Lou Dobbs is responsible for the employment of the illegal aliens he so passionately rails against nightly. Also according to this logic, Lou Dobbs employs Kevin Bacon.

YouTube Preview Image

Here’s some more Olbermann logic: If you eat lettuce, spinach, or avocados picked in California, or if you have ever sipped on a Napa Valley cabernet or merlot, you may no longer object to illegal immigration — since undocumented migrant workers do much of the heavy lifting out there. I wonder what Olbermann’s three most recent lunches consisted of …




December 2007
S M T W T F S
« Nov   Jan »
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
Deceiver Atom Feed
Bookmark and Share
About Deceiver
CafePress
  • Recent Comments

    • CroppyBoy: With all due respect to the dead, Ms. Paltrow...
    • skippy: I think it’s acceptable to euthanize an...
    • skippy: Whenever a celebrity starts spouting off about...
    • skippy: This commercial has been irritating me, too....
    • bigmama: Eat less junk food and move more=best way to...
    • bigmama: I don’t care about Twilight so I have no...
    • Stan: They should put the used undies in a special pile...
    • Vince: South Carolina boy here, so I know my fried...
    • JollyGreenMidget: AllyKat, so right. If the PETArds value...
    • Tamishia: Unfortunately we have all witnessed many...
  • people like you crave deceiver

    • "When it comes to rounding up John Edwards news and links, I can’t hope to compete with Deceiver."Mickey Kaus, Slate

    • "Thank you for your awesome posts. Deceiver is by far the best new blog I discovered this year."Yeeeah!

    • "I love you. This site is like Dlisted if MK read newspapers."  – reader Nanners

    • "Thank you for having the balls to cut through the spin and hype" – reader Kim Hee

    • "OH … MY … GOD … Can I come and work for you people?" – reader Spengman

    • "There must be some hardcore vegans running this site" – reader David

    • "It is nice to get intellectual about something that really has no bearing on anyone’s life"Normality Restored

    • "Another blog filled with the angry ramblings of the jealous and envious" – reader wfc123 at Metafilter

    • "Interesting that most of the hypocrisy comes from popular and attractive women" – reader Joey at Metafilter

    • "Our new guilty pleasure blog"BigHeadDC

    • "Love your site btw, i’m so through with all that nasty perez-like gossip based on nothing…" – reader Nathalie

    • "How did I ever live without the keen insights and cutting observations of Deceiver!? And I mean that sincerely... I love your blog. " – reader Teresa

    • "Deceiver.com is our newest obsession" – reader Judi

    • "I don't visit Perez Hilton anymore. I like Deceiver for the solid content, and the lack of spelling errors. Deceiver has a head on their shoulders, whereas Perez Hilton just has head!" – reader Stella