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Dec
07

How About Calling It “Ellen’s Pussy Palace”?

Sorry about the headline, but it’s kind of okay because WGA scab Ellen DeGeneres is trying to get past IggyGate by teaming up with the owner of Meow Mix to renovate animal shelters across the nation. You try reading about that and coming up with a better headline. (Seriously, if you could do that, I’d really appreciate it. Rough weekend…)

Maybe Ellen should just leave the animal kingdom alone for a while and concentrate on helping the humans in her life. Like, you know, her writers? She had a nervous breakdown on the air over some dumb dog, and now her writing staff is eating Alpo.

There’s something fishy about that, and this is no time for her to clam up about it. She’s so shellfish. You get where I’m going with this, right?

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