The Archdiocese of New York has published a coloring book for Catholic children, advising kids on how to avoid getting molested. My favorite tidbit:
One image in the book features a guardian angel hovering over an altar boy with a priest lurking in the background.
“For safety’s sake, a child and an adult shouldn’t be alone in a closed room together,” the angel counsels.
So is Confession now optional with lecherous pastors? The church really needs to come up with something better than this.
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This is a joke right? This has to be a joke! How insane. Archdiocese try turning guilty priests in to be punished and not just sending them off to another parish to start fresh with new kids! Do they illustarte this in the coloring book?!!!