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Dec
07

“Hoo-Hoo, Bennifer Are Rippin’ Me Off, Robin!”

Self-proclaimed King of All Media Howard Stern says Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have “put a plague” on his block in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The paparazzi are everywhere, and he doesn’t like it because it’s not about him:

“It’s unbelievable. Now I know why co-ops block famous people from getting into buildings,” said Stern, adding that he finds out every detail about the duo from his doorman. “Who cares about them anymore?” he asked sidekick Robin Quivers.

Note that he said this on his Sirius radio show, which has fattened his wallet but decimated his listenership. It must really hurt, not being able to leave your own house without being reminded that you’re not famous anymore, and knowing it’s nobody’s fault but your own.

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19 Responses to ““Hoo-Hoo, Bennifer Are Rippin’ Me Off, Robin!””


  1. 1 The Squeaky Wheel Dec 18th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    Kudos to you for not being a Hoo-Hoo lemming!

    LINGER LONGER!

  2. 2 norton23 Dec 18th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    Hoo Hoo is a washed up tool.

    o and a party rock

  3. 3 Macgyver02120 Dec 18th, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    Good job calling this hack out! Howard is a washed up hook nose,,,,O and A are true to there fans. R.I.P Hoo Hoo

    O AND A PARTY ROCK!

  4. 4 KLX Dec 18th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    He was laughing about it the whole time. Such a non-issue.

  5. 5 Beth's Jockey Dec 18th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    Who?who?, Robin…

    No one cares about my wig and dentures anymore !

  6. 6 Steve from Bayshore Dec 18th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    I gave Jack-Jack to Anthony.

  7. 7 Beth's Horse Face Dec 19th, 2007 at 1:17 am

    Awww does this mean what when Hoo Hoo takes Beth out to the stables for her nightly feeding and groom that no one is paying attention to him anymore. Ramoooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeee hoo hoo needs to be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall

  8. 8 BarziniAllAlong Dec 19th, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Ahhhhhhhhh, poor Howie. Maybe you should run and cry to Mel Karmazin again. Hell it’s worked for you in the past. Maybe daddy Mel will step in, buy the building for his lil’Howie, and evict Ben & Jenn, along with anyone who commands more attention than you, Howard.

  9. 9 Unfamous Howie Dec 19th, 2007 at 11:57 am

    You nailed it. He’s jealous because they’re still famous and relevant. Who still cares about them? Plenty of people. Who cares about Howie? Other than his staff and the three people who listen to his show on Sirius, nobody.

  10. 10 H. Stern Dec 19th, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    This article is totally unfair. I’m just a regular guy. I like sports, like polo, I love my fashion model/tv actress wife who’s young enough to be my daughter, and I go to work sometimes. Regular guys like me shouldn’t have to put up with movie stars and the photographers that chase them. I’m an old man, I need my peace and quiet.

  11. 11 Sternfannetwork.com Dec 19th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    all you stoopid opie and dopey fans really make me laugh. stern has more fore times as many listeners on Sirius. Abritron did a study a few monts ago that proved it! Plus, Howard has much better zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  12. 12 sbrainb Dec 19th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    Stern (Hoo Hoo) needs to sit down and shut up. Nobody caaaaaaaaaaares about him anymore except for his loser listeners.

  13. 13 asswipe and oprahny Dec 19th, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    Fools, he’s always been a private person away from work. Howard’s show is the best it’s ever been since he’s away from censored radio.

    I gave it my best shot to listen to the 2 boring losers oprah and anferny. Boring wannabee no rating hacks. I couldn’t get through 15 minutes.

    They’re just as interesting as Anus/IMUS

  14. 14 Simon Scowl Dec 19th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    “It takes more muscles to frown than to smile,” I was once told by a wig-wearing bag lady.

  15. 15 Olgraveyleg Dec 19th, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    I heard that Howard Stern lost custody of his dead wifes child.

  16. 16 Macgyver02120 Dec 19th, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    hahahah some guy is actually defending howie. Holy crap how delusional he must be,,,zombie.

  17. 17 Beth's Jockey Dec 19th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    It’s all about Allison…ALLISON ! She’s my best friend !

    Huh ?

    Wait…

    What ???

    It’s all about Beth…BETH ! She’s my best friend !

    Hey, Who?who? –

    How’s Emily vagina doing on Broadway after the Pests got wind of that fugly c***?

    Love,

    Ben & Rae

  18. 18 Jack Dec 27th, 2007 at 3:15 am

    Opie and Anthony are 32nd in satellite ratings. Howard? Number one and two. You O and A retards are obsessed with Howard. Why not worry about your own failing show?

  19. 19 Simon Scowl Dec 27th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    “Opie and Anthony are 32nd in satellite ratings.”

    Link?

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