The football (read: soccer) hooligans in Manchester have declared it, so it must be true: Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard is “the biggest hypocrite in England.” Apparently Gerrard is less than kind to opponents who “take dives” to earn cheap fouls, but he does it a good deal himself.

Biggest hypocrite in England? I would go with this guy. But then I’m not a big “football” fan.
UPDATE: Steven Gerrard’s home was apparently burglarized two night ago. No word yet on whether it was payback for all those “stolen” penalties.
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I love how all the English guys claim they don’t dive and only those pesky Continentals, Africans and South Americans use such low tactics. And than you see the likes of Joe and Ashley Cole flopping all about. But sorry I forgot the English have a monopoly on fair play.