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Dec
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Longoria Stars in Real-Life Fantasy Island

Another chapter in the continuing saga of French model Alexandra Paressant, who claims Tony Parker has been committing flagrant fouls with her ever since they met at his wedding to Eva Longoria. Parker and Longoria have been disputing the call. Now Longoria’s rep says:

“These allegations are 100 percent false and untrue … this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety.”

That’s referring to some soccer player Paressant went out with, I think. Who cares. It’s soccer. Anyway, the allegations are false and untrue? Why didn’t Longo say so to begin with? Case closed!

Paressant has produced what she claims are text messages from Parker arranging their trysts, while the happy couple have countered by skipping happily around LA because they’re so happy. Did I mention their complete happiness? Who knows how solid the text-message evidence is, but I’m willing to believe that French putain over them because it’s much more interesting that way.

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1 Response to “Longoria Stars in Real-Life <em>Fantasy Island</em>”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Dec 15th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Ugh. Who really cares. I gave them 18 months at most to begin with. And if that model, whoever she is, is telling the truth, than that guy is a real scumbag. Even for a cheater.

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