Michael Jackson went on a late-night buying binge at Barnes & Noble in Las Vegas looking like a creature from the crypt. What was visible of his face was covered in bandages, fueling rumors that he’s gone under the knife recently.
I know what you’re thinking: “Michael Jackson, plastic surgery? You libelous wench!” At least, Michael Jackson would be thinking that. In the documentary Living with Michael Jackson, the former King of Pop admitted to having undergone only two cosmetic procedures. So would whatever it is that has him mummified qualify as the third?
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