So what’s new with Tony Parker today? Not much, just a “strongly worded statement” from his lawyer about the affair he totally didn’t have with French model Alexandra Paressant:
“Tony adamantly and unconditionally denies ever having laid eyes on this woman, let alone having had an affair with her,” says the attorney, Stanton “Larry” Stein of the firm Dreier Stein & Kahan. “The allegations of the supposed affair are entirely false and fabricated.”
See, if the allegations were entirely false or entirely fabricated, neither one alone would be enough to convince me. But entirely false and fabricated? Nuff said. Also, it’s a really good idea to hire a lawyer who includes his nickname in quotes. Like my longtime attorney, the late, great Larry “Bud” Melman.
*Try pounding on a podium to the rhythm of the words. Get it?
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