Dear readers,

Holly, Simon, and I have lives. We have Christmas Cheer. We have shopping left to do. So blogging until the day after Christmas will be … shall we say … “light.”

We beg your indulgence as we temporarily turn our focus away from the Two-Faced and Famous so we can focus on the petty deceivers in our own families.

Examples:

“I swear I’m not re-gifting.”

“They do not sell these at Seven-Eleven!”

“All the cookies were gone when I got here.”

“Sure, those are real diamonds …”

“That shirt totally does not make you look like a gay pirate.”

You get the picture. We’ll be back in full swing as soon as the eggnog hangovers wear off. Happy Holidays!