Nothing says “feminism” like teasing the single Spice Girl. The four paired-off performers picked on Geri Hallwell for not having a boyfriend during a taping of Strictly Come Dancing, which is a British version of Dancing With the Stars, as best I can tell. It went something like this:

Mel B yelled: “Are there any good-looking single blokes for Geri? We have to get her a boyfriend.”

Emma Bunton added: “He has to have a job.” Mel C asked: “Do we care about gender this week, Geri?”

Then Posh screeched: “Beggars can’t be choosers, Geri.”

Yes, Posh, we all know you’re married to the hottest man in the Northern Hemisphere. But since when did “Girl Power” depend on having a boy?