Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael has some advice for the Spears family, which is almost as laughable as Lynne Spears’s parenting book:

“Stand together,” he insisted. “Stand by each other and don’t let anyone come between you.”

You mean, like a restraining order or jail time? The former, by the way, was sought by his family due to a history of abuse and his violent temper. And he ignored it completely, which I suppose means he followed his own advice.

Conveniently, Papa Lohan found God in prison, which totally negates all those times when he drove drunk and assaulted his brothers-in-law. This man is a role model for us all, nipple-revealing shirt in particular.