Macy’s is closing a bunch of stores because nobody shops offline anymore, but the company blew $100 million on a holiday ad starring Jessica Simpson and Martha Stewart.
Macy’s paid millions for Jessica Simpson, really? Nobody pays that much for Jessica Simpson anymore. You can find her in the bargain bin at Dollar General, right next to her incredibly painful stripper shoes.






I like her shoes. Not these ones, but I have a pair that are nice.