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08

Next Round’s on Her

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Tila Tequila’s relationship with A Shot at Love winner Bobby Banhart is already on the rocks (pun credit: Simon). She blames her busy schedule. He says (on his MySpace page) that she never even called him after the show’s final episode aired.

Either way, it’s poor form to host a reality show if you can’t find the time to have a (second) boyfriend. Never mind leading on all those girls.

But Tila is ready for another round of shots — the show is up for a second season. So if you’re looking for a sham relationship with someone who’s famous only on the Internet (and I don’t mean me), get your applications ready!

Bad Boys and GirlsAnimal FilesHypolitics 2008

4 Responses to “Next Round’s on Her”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Jan 3rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    I thought this bizarre looking trogloditic Martian freakazoid wasn’t gonna be back for a second season. She is not physically attractive in the least. I guess someone might want to be with her because she’s “famous”? I bet even a gone to sh*t network like VH1 pays well though.

    I hope these pathetic losers have fun humiliating themselves. And for what I wonder?

  2. 2 Rocko Jan 4th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Damn, got my hopes up and then you said you didn’t mean you. Oh well, given the choices, the agonizing eternal loneliness of unrequited love and Tila Tequila, I’ll choose the former.

    You know if these reality shows were really about these superstars finding love, they’d catalog them going on endless dates, signing up for online dating sites, friends hooking them up on blind dates, buying personals for them, and the occasional night of them alone in a bar. Not a competition of thirteen or however many attention addicts vying for the time of an even bigger attention addict.

    But I don’t have a high rated TV program so what do I know?

  3. 3 Mo Feb 21st, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    IT,S TIME FOR ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA TILA & GO BACK TO YOUR SPACE!

  4. 4 LYTEUP Oct 17th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Sorry, I’m from Australia and don’t have MTV [is that what she is famous for?] but who or what is a Tila Tequila? And what does it do? Does the world need it?

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