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03
Jan
08

The Crust Is Stuffed… With Lies!

By Simon Scowl
Categories: Movie Stars, Musicians and Sports Figures

Remember we told you about how Pizza Hut spokesdope Jessica Simpson is allergic to pizza? Well, it gets even worse:

The blonde starlet and the hunky quarterback may look like the picture-perfect couple, but are Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo just putting on an act? According to Star Magazine, the rumor mill points to a PR hookup for the couple orchestrated by none other than Jessica’s dad-cum-manager, Joe Simpson…

So what’s in it for Tony? Well, publicity is a two-way street. Star reports Jess and Tony are in talks to film a Pizza Hut commercial for the Super Bowl broadcast.

Hooking up with a boyfriend you don’t like to promote food you can’t eat, all so your creepy dad can make even more money off your hot, hot body? I thought I knew you, Jessica… and it turns out I did!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxPEk_UcKUo

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