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16
Jan
08

The New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project Is Pseudoscientific Garbage, Pt. 2

Following up on yesterday’s item (”Dear Tom, You’re Not Helping“): Defamer has another eye-opening piece of Scientology propaganda here, and it deals directly with that exploitative quack Scientology “org” that’s been tricking sick 9/11 workers into thinking they’re getting better. I’ll try to transcribe Tom Cruise’s meandering dreck as best as I can. As the narrator’s reading the bizarrely written voiceover copy, you see various clips of the 9/11 cleanup, Cruise at Ground Zero wasting people’s time, Cruise paying a visit to the worse-than-useless “detox” center, and so forth:

Cruise: A Scientologist is someone who can look at the world and really see what it is. Not only look at it and see it, but be able to go [intense hand motion and "poof" sound] and be effective and do something about it. Uh… And someone who’s not asking permission to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities.

Narrator: And nothing says that better than the Mr. Cruise response to the wake-up call in the aftermath of 9/11. Now, of course, if you’re Tom Cruise, just lending your name to a cause can generate more energy than most people hope for in a lifetime. But he never merely lends his name. If he takes a stand, it’s pedal to the metal till the finish line! As in helping New York firemen. He first saw the dust and heard the cough when descending to the ruins, and where he bolstered morale among firemen. The devastation had spread an unprecedented combination of toxins through the air. And it was lethal!

NYC paramedic Izzy Miranda: All they was doing was medical screening. Nobody was aggressively treating these people to give them a better quality of life.

Cruise: The EPA came out and said the air was clean. And of course, as a Scientologist, you go, “That’s a lie. Out-point, lie.” Y’know, you just go, “Liar, [snaps fingers] fine.”

Narrator: It was the “Ground Zero Cough,” and nobody knew the cure. And while he could have provided a statement in support, that’s not how Tom drives. Rather, he personally saw to the establishment of the first New York Hubbard detox project. And no: He did not ask permission!

Great Balls of Xenu, these people are out of their freaking minds. I mean, I knew that, but I didn’t know that.

“Out-point,” that’s another nice piece of Scientology jargon. Boy, that ol’ L. Ron came up with a new word for everything, didn’t he? Except “shame.”

P.S. Even more reasons to be disgusted with Scientology, if you aren’t already.


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