From Britney Spears’ sort-of-hit single, “Piece of Me”:

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

Well, it sounds like she’s giving away samples! Paparazzo Alison Silva tells Page Six:

“Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged.”

In Britney’s defense, it might not be her fault. If she’s suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder, as is being speculated, she might not even know she’s doing it! British Girl might call up the paps — “Cheers, mates! Oi’m about to pop out for some fish & chips and a pint of lager!” — but then five minutes later, Weepy Girl takes over and doesn’t know what’s going on. You can take away only so many pieces of a person before there’s nothing left that can function.

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