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Archive for January 23rd, 2008

23
Jan

Debata-Bull

According to FactCheck.org, both Hillary and Obama kinda sorta said some things that weren’t true during their debate Monday night:

  • Clinton falsely accused Obama of saying he “really liked the ideas of the Republicans” including private Social Security accounts and deficit spending. Not true. The entire 49-minute interview to which she refers contains no endorsement of private Social Security accounts or deficit spending, and Obama specifically scorned GOP calls for tax cuts.
  • Obama falsely denied endorsing single-payer government health insurance when he first ran for the Senate, saying, “I never said that we should try to go ahead and get single-payer.” But in fact he gave a speech in 2003 saying, “I happen to be a proponent of a single-payer health care program.”

Edwards made up some stuff too, but then, he’s never going to be president. The important thing here is that I find myself faced with a terrifying choice: Do I believe that Hillary’s lying, which would make me a misogynist? Or do I believe that Obama’s lying, which would make me a racist?

Come to think of it, there’s no reason I can’t be both. Whew!

23
Jan

Super Misguide Me

Morgan Spurlock became (somewhat) famous for pointing out that eating McDonald’s every day is bad for you. His next earth-shattering revelation: Nobody can find Osama Bin Laden! Well, nobody who wants him dead, anyway. Spurlock has been promoting his new movie, Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?, by dropping hints that he actually tracked down the terrorist mastermind. Last month Slashfilm reported:

Many people are speculating that Spurlock may have done what the U.S. government has been unable to do, and actually found Bin Laden. The film’s director of photography, Daniel Marricone added fuel to the fire, telling the press that Spurlock “definitely got the holy grail…” When asked about the rumors, Spurlock would only say “Until there’s something to see, why talk about it?”

But now Ain’t It Cool News has a report from the premiere:

I’ll just go ahead and get it over with. This movie is f***ing retarded. Maybe it would feel less retarded if it wasn’t for all those rumors of him actually finding and interviewing Bin Laden. Or maybe it would come off less stupid if he had just titled it “Super Size Me 2: Middle East Vacation” cause that is more accurate as to what it really is. This is not a film about finding Osama Bin Laden or at the very least debunking the rumors of where he isn’t.

Apparently the premise of the movie is that when Spurlock found out he was going to have a baby, he decided to track down Bin Laden and help make the world a better place for his kid. So he traveled around the Middle East and asked people, “Do you know where Osama Bin Laden is?” (Why didn’t the CIA think of that??) But then:

He gives up the whole thing after seeing a sign that says, “Foreigners are not allowed in this area.” (I wish I was kidding.) That’s it. That’s the whole movie, well, except for gratuitous ego animation and a sequence where Spurlock visits a McDonald’s in Saudi Arabia. Oh, and at the end he decides to show us a very graphic clip of his girlfriend giving birth to their baby.

14:57, 14:58, 14:59…

Maybe that guy meant, “Spurlock definitely rented Monty Python and the Holy Grail“? Now that’s a movie worth watching.

(Hat Tip: Hot Air)

23
Jan

Tom and Jerry

tom_and_jerry.jpgMany of you have probably already seen Jerry O’Connell’s spot-on parody of Tom Cruise’s Scientology indoctrination video, but just in case you haven’t

Thing is, Jerry O’Connell co-starred with Cruise in Jerry Maguire, and was just so grateful for the opportunity:

You also starred in Jerry Maguire. What was it like working with Tom Cruise?

“That movie was a lot of fun! At the time I had just graduated from college so to get that role, and to be able to work with someone as experienced as Tom Cruise was a real thrill!”

The whole interview has way too many !!!s. But honestly, this brand of two-facedness doesn’t bother me all that much. The man should win an Oscar for nailing that psychotic laugh.

23
Jan

V for Vacuous

demi_moore.jpgDemi Moore posed (almost) nude for V magazine’s upcoming issue, and with it gave an interview that’s about as real as her face.

A couple of noteworthy moments:

But mother-of-three Demi protests that on this occasion stripping off wasn’t her idea.

The Charlie’s Angels star posed in the bathing suit for V magazine, but she insists she was persuaded to strip off by the late Princess Diana’s favourite photographer Mario Testino.

Demi said she was against being pictured in a bathing suit but the charismatic photographer wore her down until she agreed to remove her clothes.

She said: “Mario’s idea was all swimming suits and I got him down to just one.”

Right, because she’s always been so modest.

Demi spent a vast sum [rumored to be close to $400,000] on head-to-toe surgery four years ago, including a procedure on her sagging knees.

Despite her youthful looks, she has complained that there are not enough Hollywood parts for older women.

She is 45 years old! Hollywood isn’t going to cast her to play a 20-something ingenue because she couldn’t pull it off, and they’re not going to have her play someone’s mother because what other mom of three looks like she does? What she’s really complaining about is that there aren’t enough starring roles for cosmetically altered drones.




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