Morgan Spurlock became (somewhat) famous for pointing out that eating McDonald’s every day is bad for you. His next earth-shattering revelation: Nobody can find Osama Bin Laden! Well, nobody who wants him dead, anyway. Spurlock has been promoting his new movie, Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?, by dropping hints that he actually tracked down the terrorist mastermind. Last month Slashfilm reported:
Many people are speculating that Spurlock may have done what the U.S. government has been unable to do, and actually found Bin Laden. The film’s director of photography, Daniel Marricone added fuel to the fire, telling the press that Spurlock “definitely got the holy grail…” When asked about the rumors, Spurlock would only say “Until there’s something to see, why talk about it?”
But now Ain’t It Cool News has a report from the premiere:
I’ll just go ahead and get it over with. This movie is f***ing retarded. Maybe it would feel less retarded if it wasn’t for all those rumors of him actually finding and interviewing Bin Laden. Or maybe it would come off less stupid if he had just titled it “Super Size Me 2: Middle East Vacation” cause that is more accurate as to what it really is. This is not a film about finding Osama Bin Laden or at the very least debunking the rumors of where he isn’t.
Apparently the premise of the movie is that when Spurlock found out he was going to have a baby, he decided to track down Bin Laden and help make the world a better place for his kid. So he traveled around the Middle East and asked people, “Do you know where Osama Bin Laden is?” (Why didn’t the CIA think of that??) But then:
He gives up the whole thing after seeing a sign that says, “Foreigners are not allowed in this area.” (I wish I was kidding.) That’s it. That’s the whole movie, well, except for gratuitous ego animation and a sequence where Spurlock visits a McDonald’s in Saudi Arabia. Oh, and at the end he decides to show us a very graphic clip of his girlfriend giving birth to their baby.
14:57, 14:58, 14:59…
Maybe that guy meant, “Spurlock definitely rented Monty Python and the Holy Grail“? Now that’s a movie worth watching.
(Hat Tip: Hot Air)
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If he had found Bin Laden, and really wanted to make the world a better place for his kid why not kill him? Sure he’d never make it back alive but his family would be, what 50 million dollars richer right? They’d be wealthy, his kid would be provided for, that savage would be dead, and we wouldn’t have to hear from this retard anymore. Sounds like a great world to me.
As if he wasn’t an idiot in the McDonald’s thing he did, when they said STOP and of course he didn’t (Idiot)…so why stop just because of a sign ??? Hmmm…listens to a sign but not trained professionals who save lives for a living.
Seems like the best thing he can do for his kid is NOT be around to teach him how to be STUPID.
Do you REALLY think that without Osama the world will be better ?
Do you REALLY think that if Osama died the terrorism died too ?
Do you REALLY think that they are no cracked-head Osama’s lieutenant to get the leadership of Terrorism Family ?
To kill Osama Bin Laden doesn’t stop the problem, it’s certainly makes me happier for a few time but still don’t stop the madness of the terrorists…