Comments on: Amy Winehouse Says “Yes, Yes, Yes” to Rehab http://deceiver.com/2008/01/24/amy-winehouse-says-yes-yes-yes-to-rehab/ The two-faced and famous have something new to worry about. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:07:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Rocko http://deceiver.com/2008/01/24/amy-winehouse-says-yes-yes-yes-to-rehab/#comment-786 Rocko Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:18:14 +0000 http://deceiver.com/2008/01/24/amy-winehouse-says-yes-yes-yes-to-rehab/#comment-786 "Thank god, it sounds like she’s going to need a new hit song." Funniest thing I read all day. “Thank god, it sounds like she’s going to need a new hit song.”

Funniest thing I read all day.

]]> By: Pastafarian http://deceiver.com/2008/01/24/amy-winehouse-says-yes-yes-yes-to-rehab/#comment-775 Pastafarian Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:03:12 +0000 http://deceiver.com/2008/01/24/amy-winehouse-says-yes-yes-yes-to-rehab/#comment-775 Sorry Miss Winehouse. It's too late for you. I actually know a crack-head. A family member. Regular coke first, then crack for the next 20 years. The only rehab for a crack-head is death. I'm not saying it to be mean. I'm saying it because I know. Clean for a while then he disappears for days or weeks. Steals from his family, his kids, stores, you name it. It screwed him up so badly that now he's a textbook psychopath. Without the murdering. But then who knows? You vanish into the west side of Chicago for a few days in a crack fueled haze, hallucinating the whole time, what is a person like that capable of doing? Obviously being trailed by a bunch of camera men diminishes the odds of her murdering someone, and even a loser like her has enough money to support a habit for a while, but I bet she isn't wealthy enough to do it for the next 10-20 years without resorting to stealing, hooking, and whatever else they do for drugs. And if they had to talk her into going into rehab, well, that doesn't work. My friends' been in rehab 6 times. Am I unsympathetic? No. But I'm pissed off and frustrated that someone I used to look up too is now some degenerate scumbag. She's no better. Sorry Miss Winehouse. It’s too late for you. I actually know a crack-head. A family member. Regular coke first, then crack for the next 20 years. The only rehab for a crack-head is death. I’m not saying it to be mean. I’m saying it because I know. Clean for a while then he disappears for days or weeks. Steals from his family, his kids, stores, you name it. It screwed him up so badly that now he’s a textbook psychopath. Without the murdering. But then who knows? You vanish into the west side of Chicago for a few days in a crack fueled haze, hallucinating the whole time, what is a person like that capable of doing?

Obviously being trailed by a bunch of camera men diminishes the odds of her murdering someone, and even a loser like her has enough money to support a habit for a while, but I bet she isn’t wealthy enough to do it for the next 10-20 years without resorting to stealing, hooking, and whatever else they do for drugs.

And if they had to talk her into going into rehab, well, that doesn’t work. My friends’ been in rehab 6 times. Am I unsympathetic? No. But I’m pissed off and frustrated that someone I used to look up too is now some degenerate scumbag. She’s no better.

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