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28
Jan
08

Lie of the Tiger

Sylvester Stallone, 61 years young, has admitted he used human growth hormone to get totally jacked for the new Rocky and Rambo movies. (And here I figured it was all push-ups and egg whites!) As he tells Time Magazine, HGH ain’t no thang:

“HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed,” he says. “Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter.”

What interviewer Joel Stein forgot to ask — or, more likely, didn’t know about because he didn’t do any research because he’s Joel Stein — is how Stallone reconciles this attitude with his apology to an Australian court in May 2007 for importing HGH into the country:

“I made a terrible mistake, not because I was attempting to deceive anyone but I was simply ignorant to your official rules,” Stallone said in a letter to Sydney’s Local Court. “I feel terrible that my breach of the rules has set a poor example to members of the public, whose opinion I cherish dearly.”

This was after he threw four vials of the stuff off the balcony of his hotel room when Australian customs officials came to search it. So he knew their official rules well enough, huh?

According to Stallone’s lawyer, he takes HGH for an unspecified medical condition. Yes, it’s a terrible disease called Still Trying to Play Rocky and Rambo at 60 Syndrome. It’s so rare, there’s only been one recorded case of it.

Well, Stallone pleaded guilty and paid a $3,000 fine, so now he doesn’t have to pretend he’s sorry anymore. When you’re pushed, lyin’s as easy as breathin’…

(Hat tip to Sal Marinello, who also points out another of Stallone’s sins: Selling his own line of nutritional supplements that are supposed to give you a body like his. Yeah, just add HGH!)

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5 Responses to “Lie of the Tiger”


  1. 1 Kate Stonehedge Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Stallone obviously believes in the effectiveness of HGH. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t, I don’t know. But Stallone has has a strong opinion, strong enough to carry it with him.

    Does that mean that he wants to do hard time for it? No. So you diss him for not taking the fall, and for speaking out about what he thinks is good for people.

    Google “Royal Fife”. There’s an interesting story. It seems similar to me to the HGH issues. What’s the truth?

    There are lots of these. Stallone says that HGH is a good thing. If he wants to stand up and be test case, cool. Why give him grief for it?

  2. 2 Simon Scowl Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Why not?

  3. 3 Brian Jan 28th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    as a doctor i can tell you that taken properly HGH and Testosterone can be very beneficial to a mans overall health. and i would agree with Stalone that neither should be taken till after about 40 years of age.

    and i believe that “Kate” meant to say google “Royal Rife” and not Fife, the r and f keys are very close to each other. and if you choose to look into Rife’s work you will change how you look at disease and the medical profession forever.

  4. 4 Rocko Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Wait … Stallone says he’s taking HGH and testoserone and we just believe him? He’s 61 years old and he looks jacked, like steroids jacked. No, no, he’s not taking steroids, he’s on HGH for an unspecified medical condition, commonly called aging.

    I’m giving him grief because I don’t believe him. Let’s get a doping test.

  5. 5 H. Stern Jan 30th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    Who really gives a crap what an adult wants to put into his body? Let’s let people make decisions for themselves and knock it off with this nanny state bullshit.

    [True enough... but why didn't he say that to the Australian court? -- SS]

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