Jezebel drew my attention to the new Bravo show Millionaire Matchmaker, which follows a dating service that pairs really rich men with really hot women.
Patti Stanger, the CEO of the Millionaires Club and star of the show, is a complete psycho hose beast. But pretty entertaining in her total self-unawareness. She rails on the quality of the gold-diggers who’ve applied to her agency for a set up:
“Attractive… attractive… no. What’s with the hair up? You’ve got to tell the girls to stop putting their hair up… Frankly these are plain. Plain Janes. I give them ‘7’s.”
And while watching a man’s application video in the very next scene:
“Can you give me someone who wants a real woman and isn’t affected by looks? I’m so nauseous, I want to vomit every day when you send me this cr*p. ‘I want perfect 10 looks. Problem is, I’m not a perfect 10.’ Millionaire men perpetually were geeks in their youth. Once they make a few bucks they automatically think that gives them the card to get into the cool club.”
That reminds me… Can the screenwriters’ strike end soon? Please?


Bitch, I’d be happy if someone said I was a ‘7′. *eyeroll*
That doesn’t mean she’s contradicting herself - I think that she knows that is the reality of how the men on the show are. She knows that men want the perfect 10, but as a woman, that can be frustrating.