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31
Jan
08

Digging for Comedy Gold

Jezebel drew my attention to the new Bravo show Millionaire Matchmaker, which follows a dating service that pairs really rich men with really hot women.

Patti Stanger, the CEO of the Millionaires Club and star of the show, is a complete psycho hose beast. But pretty entertaining in her total self-unawareness. She rails on the quality of the gold-diggers who’ve applied to her agency for a set up:

“Attractive… attractive… no. What’s with the hair up? You’ve got to tell the girls to stop putting their hair up… Frankly these are plain. Plain Janes. I give them ‘7’s.”

And while watching a man’s application video in the very next scene:

“Can you give me someone who wants a real woman and isn’t affected by looks? I’m so nauseous, I want to vomit every day when you send me this cr*p. ‘I want perfect 10 looks. Problem is, I’m not a perfect 10.’ Millionaire men perpetually were geeks in their youth. Once they make a few bucks they automatically think that gives them the card to get into the cool club.”

That reminds me… Can the screenwriters’ strike end soon? Please?


2 Responses to “Digging for Comedy Gold”


  1. 1 trilbynhiss Jan 31st, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Bitch, I’d be happy if someone said I was a ‘7′. *eyeroll*

  2. 2 Jennifer Feb 1st, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    That doesn’t mean she’s contradicting herself - I think that she knows that is the reality of how the men on the show are. She knows that men want the perfect 10, but as a woman, that can be frustrating.

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