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Archive for February 1st, 2008

01
Feb

Veronica’s Closet Full of Lawyers

kirstie_alley.jpegA bunch of celebrities have tried to counter the backlash surrounding those Scientology videos, defending Tom Cruise and the religion cult. Dustin Hoffman, his co-star in Rain Man, is one such protester:

“Tom Cruise is an American and has the right to freedom of speech and freedom of religion.”

Interestingly, 11 years ago, Hoffman and a bunch of other movie stars (many of the them Jewish) signed a petition saying they believed Scientologists were being persecuted the same way the Jews were during the Holocaust. So there is institutional sympathy for the religion cult after all.

Which makes it so ridiculous that fellow Scientologist Kirstie Alley’s attorneys have sent a letter to US Weekly, demanding that a fashion commenter who made a dig about Scientology be fired.

The joke in question was by Danica Lo in the January 7 issue, when she said Nicole Kidman’s shiny suit “repels Scientologists.” Not even that much of a joke, and yet:

“Ms. Lo should be discharged for her narrow-minded comment. You should apologize and commit to a thorough examination of why you have chosen to foster animosity and bias against Scientologists.”

So wait, what about freedom of speech?

01
Feb

It’s as Good an Excuse as Any

eva_mendes_rehab.jpgA few weeks ago, Eva Mendes teased her Hitch co-star Will Smith for not being able to hold his liquor, saying:

“Will literally takes three sips and he’s buzzed. It’s not even like three sips of whisky. It’s literally a pina colada or a daiquiri — he loves girly drinks — and he’s down.â€

Might just be compared to her though, since she’s checked into rehab — the same Utah lodge where Lindsay Lohan spent a few months.

So… best of luck with that.

However, that news eclipsed another announcement about Miss Mendes, namely that she’s been tapped as the new face of Calvin Klein perfume. A company that tests its fragrances on animals.

God she is really, REALLY bad at that whole PETA spokesperson thing…

01
Feb

What-Eva

Longtime Deceiver readers (hi Mom!) know that we’ve given Eva Mendes a hard time about her relationship with fur and other animal products. As in, she can’t seem to decide whether they rule or drool. Well, this might explain her confusion:

TMZ has learned Eva Mendes is in Utah battling a substance abuse problem.

I don’t see what the problem could be, unless the substance was tested on animals.

01
Feb

Obama Smoked Out?

Does Barack Obama believe marijuana should be decriminalized? When the question was put to the Democratic candidates during one of their debates last year, he said no. But as the Washington Times reports:

…as a candidate for the U.S. Senate four years ago, Mr. Obama told Illinois college students that he supported eliminating criminal penalties for marijuana use or possession, according to a videotape of a little noticed debate that was obtained by The Washington Times.

“I think we need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws,” Mr. Obama told an audience during a debate at Northwestern University in 2004. “But I’m not somebody who believes in legalization of marijuana.”

Asked about the two different answers, Mr. Obama’s presidential campaign said he in fact has “always” supported decriminalizing marijuana as he answered in 2004, meaning the candidate mistakenly raised his hand during the presidential debate last fall.

Hey, man, don’t be so heavy. People do all kinds of stuff when they’re baked. He was probably being sarcastic. “No, dude, I don’t think weed should be decriminalized. Who, me? No way!” And then leans his head down and scratches his left eyebrow with his right hand so you can’t see he’s cracking up.

But more importantly, I can’t believe it’s been a whole four years since Obama entered national public life. All these people keep trying to say he doesn’t have any experience. Four years, dude! If you don’t think four years is a long time, imagine waiting in line at the DMV for that long. Huh? Oh, it’s not such a dainty skip through the park after all, is it? I could really go for some brownies. Wait, no, Tollhouse brownies! Where you make a buttload of Tollhouse cookie dough but then you like bake it in a brownie pan? Oh man, I could eat a whole pan of that right now. Anyway, Obama for President.

(Hat Tip: Big Head DC)




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