A few weeks ago, Eva Mendes teased her Hitch co-star Will Smith for not being able to hold his liquor, saying:
“Will literally takes three sips and he’s buzzed. It’s not even like three sips of whisky. It’s literally a pina colada or a daiquiri — he loves girly drinks — and he’s down.â€
Might just be compared to her though, since she’s checked into rehab — the same Utah lodge where Lindsay Lohan spent a few months.
So… best of luck with that.
However, that news eclipsed another announcement about Miss Mendes, namely that she’s been tapped as the new face of Calvin Klein perfume. A company that tests its fragrances on animals.
God she is really, REALLY bad at that whole PETA spokesperson thing…


I knew some celebs might now be the brightest people on Earth, but they seem to get stupider, and stupider, thats right I said stupider, every day. I haven’t met a celebrity in years. Are they really this dumb?
So what?! What is so bad about an animal smelling like perfume? There are worst things than douching down a dog with some Chanel. Most dogs or cats Ive run across are a tad odor challenged. If all you got to whine about is some poor old mut getting some FuFu juice sprayed on him, then you need to chill out and have a big old cheeseburger…rare.