US magazine and Page Six co-broke a story on Thursday about Paris Hilton and “24″ star Elisha Cuthbert being “all over each other and making out” at a New York City club. Hilton’s publicist quickly told OK! magazine:

“It’s false. Elisha and Paris are good friends and Elisha has a boyfriend. Paris doesn’t kiss girls.” 

Wasn’t there a story out a few years back about Hilton making a steamy sex video with a Playboy centerfold?  Never mind. The rep just said she doesn’t kiss girls. Got it. And I’m sure her recent high-visibility trip to a Hollywood lesbian bar was just an attempt to get a guest-star gig on “The L Word.”

Anyway, here’s a link to a few photos of Paris not kissing former MTV Latin America VJ Eglantina Zingg. (For NSFW versions, click here.)

Astute readers will recall that these photos were widely distributed on the Internet after Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked by a Massachusetts teenager in 2005.

Really, really astute readers might remember that Hilton’s cell-phone contacts included the phone number of someone she listed as “Egplant Dike Ass.” The phone number turned out to be Eglantina Zingg’s.

Bonus: here’s a link to another picture, showing Paris not kissing a mystery woman on New Year’s Eve.