Hannah Montana’s alter ego Miley Ray Cyrus is doing a great job of “keeping [her] head on [her] shoulders” by a.) legally changing her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus, and b.) announcing that she wants a pet dolphin:
“If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one so bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins and I was like, ‘How do we get one of those?’ and she was like, ‘You can’t get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?’”
Interesting also that the pool apparently belongs to Miley, not her parents. I wonder how it is to be 15 years old and the family breadwinner.
P.S. — Don’t tell Hayden.
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Um.. she’s 15. A 15 year old girl who wants her own pet dolphin?? OMGZZ LEIK NO WAI! Now that’s so shocking and indicative of some sort of deception. *rolls eyes*
I think Miss Montana/Cyrus is a well rehearsed twitt, but please, this post was a lame excuse for filler.
Feel free to submit any better ideas to tips@deceiver.com!
touché. But, yeah… I don’t have anything better
I have an idea!! I saw a picture of whatserface from the Pretenders protesting the horse drawn carriages in New York by holding up a sign from everyone’s favorite U.S. based terrorist group known as PETA, in what appeared to be thigh high leather boots. Of course they might be pleather for all I know. What do I look like Liberace?
HIi’m also a fan of all the dolphins in the world and would also want one but i’mnot a famous celebrety or somthing like that so i’l have to wait til then.
Well if you get that dplphin it wuold b SOOOO… cool!!!!
P.S (i would like 2 c it.maybe??)
i luv dophins i want to adopt one
oh ma goodness dat is so cute the skisafrenic Im hannah/miley wants a dolphin how cute is dat get ova it twitt
…do you mean, -schizophrenic-?
Psych Major says GTFO.
It would be cool if I could get a pet dolphin… I love them so much, but at least Miley has swam with them, I havent even done that!
Wish I could though 
I bet you could pick up a pet Miley, cheap.
i wish i will have a dolphin too… i really2x love dolphins… one of my favorite pets
dolphins are so cute i love them