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Feb

Forever Clueless

brittany_murphy.jpgEight Mile actress Brittany Murphy has long denied rumors that she’s had a lot of work done, despite how she used to look like this.

She says a series of accidents have caused her appearance to change:

I have broken my nose three times. But I’ve never gotten it fixed. I know that changed the shape of it, but it made it wider.”

Be that as it may, at a couple of shows during New York Fashion Week, she showed up looking a bit enhanced around the mouth.

Hey Brittany, did you break your face too? ‘Cause it’s starting to look busted.

07
Feb

Kirsten Drunkst Checks Into Rehab

kirsten_drunkst.jpgThe Cirque Lodge in Utah is a revolving door these days. Eva Mendes just got out, so they kept the celebrity status quo by replacing her with fellow B-lister Kirsten Dunst.

Last year the Spider-Man actress, who has been nicknamed Kirsten Drunkst for her well-documented alcohol use, issued some tips for having a good time:

“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.

“My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

“I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean — are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.”

Look, Kirsten: I served with Carl Sagan. I knew Carl Sagan; Carl Sagan was a friend of mine.* Kirsten Dunst, you’re no Carl Sagan.**

* Not actually true.

** Definitely true.




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