Amy Winehouse had a hell of a night at the Grammys, picking up five awards for her debut album. And she seems to be making great progress in rehab, so really, kudos to her.

However, her loser husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, seems kind of jealous of all the attention she’s getting while he sits in jail. So he gave her the following letter yesterday — and also sent a copy to the media:

“Baby, oh darling. Please don’t leave me Amy. I’m so worried that now you’re thinking straight you’ll realise I’m not worthy of you. Oh God, please don’t leave me. I’ll do anything to show you my heart and loyalty is with you.
I did tell my mum how you fell asleep on visits … and although sometimes I think your dad hurts me unnecessarily I love him and respect him.
Me and my family are finished for good. No visits, phone calls, nothing.
I love my new family and can’t wait to show them I’m not just a f*cking loser and that I can look after their daughter. That’s if you can find it in your heart to trust me.
Your my family now, if you’ll all have me. Pls don’t leave me Amy, Pls. I love you so much, Blake xxx.”

Why she would trust someone who would send such an emotionally manipulative letter to the media is beyond my comprehension, but so was her Punky Bleached hair a few weeks ago. This is just like misguided guys who propose via JumboTron at baseball games or whatever and embarrass the hell out of their girlfriends. With V.D. this week, I feel compelled to warn our male readers: Please don’t ever do this.

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