We’ve been following Victoria Beckham’s efforts to get us all to “Protect the Skin You’re In” while tanning herself to a crisp. This Is London takes a look at her latest triumph:
Now, they’re blaming it on a tanning booth mishap. But you and I know the real reason: her battery cover came loose. She’s a Cylon!
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Wow. Just Wow. Farkin eh
Gross. I bet she smells like burnt sweat.
Those marks are just patches to her artificial exterior. What I really want to see is the button, just above her butt-crack that turns her on and off, ala Commander Data.
As much as I’d like to have a good laugh at anything she does, these marks are actually the tape mark remainders from a white square bandage she had on during a few of her performances.
Shes so plastic n fake , ill be glad when her batteries run down n we wont have to see or listen to her anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Looks like Edward Scissorhands did her ” nape haircut “, more robotic exposure ? What’s the deal with the “arabic” or “farsi” language tattoo ? I guess instead of allegiance with the peaceful multi-culti comrade’s of the world cover, it’s actually alignment marks for the exoskin repair machinery.
She annoys me so much! She’s so obsessive about herself, she’s just an attention seeking whore!…i’ve seen her model for marc jacobs… not nice!