Britney sycophants Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi have moved on to greener pastures now that their cash cow has dried up.
After this pair of leeches realized that Britney’s dad, who still has control of the Spears bank accounts, wasn’t going to take them shopping anymore, their deep love and care for the star seem to have evaporated pretty damn quickly.
Alli Sims, Britney’s cousin and longtime personal assistant, has recently glommed on to singer Avril Lavigne, joining her for dinner at Hyde and spotted at Paris Hilton’s birthday party on Saturday night. She’s been seen nowhere near Britney, who, according to Sims last summer, was trying to help Sims launch her own singing career.
As for Sam Lutfi… this class act has been hounding Britney’s business manager, demanding payment for services rendered. He didn’t get a dime, so he’s hired his own PR guy and also attended Hilton’s birthday bash.
Hopefully these wannabes are nearing the 15-minute mark.
What the hell were they doing at Paris Hiltons birthday party? I mean I’m sure she doesn’t fill the room with the most quality people, but really? Were they invited? Does she even know who’s at her birthday party or can just anyone walk in off the street? Maybe the more people there are around her the more her vagina wants to make an appearance.
I was at Paris’ birthday bash, I’m pretty sure you were too. I think everybody was.
Oh my god, I am having a hard time remembering Saturday night. And I know what her vagina looks like, oh, I feel so dirty. I need to go take a shower…