Heidi Montag of The Hills fame released her music video called “Higher” last week, featuring her huge musical physical talent(s). (Truly, I’m loathe to put the “Musicians” tag on this post.)And to everyone’s great shock and horror, the damn thing scaled the charts, landing at No. 7 on iTunes’s list of the most popular downloads.
I mean, I’m a woman and I can appreciate that this video is a lot better with the sound off (it’s just barely SFW).
At first she was happy that the video (filmed by sometimes fiancé Spencer Pratt) was getting universally panned, because according to her reasoning:
“I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… You really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”
Then later, in an US Weekly article accompanied by the most staged photo I’ve ever seen of Heidi weeping on the curb, grasping her CD:
“I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” The Hills star tells Us.
“I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”
“I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams,” Montag says.
Save it, girlfriend. You started it with the assault on my ears and eyes.
Maybe all she needs is a bit of coaching.
On the other side, she got money and people to take care of them. If they can’t get her some help, It’s not the public’s fault.
Egads!
She’s not a musician, she’s a performer. To be a musician, you kinda have to actually create some music. If someone fiddles a few knobs and shits out an ultra generic gob of loops for you, and then you show your tits and ass hoping maybe that will buy you some play.. well damn do the math that just makes you a poser.
And just like that, the video is Farked. Too bad, so sad, bye-bye …