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Feb
08

Charges Dismadamed

heidi_fleiss.jpgEx-hooker-to-the-stars Heidi Fleiss is protesting her most recent arrest, this time for with driving sans license, possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, and driving under the influence of drugs.

She was stopped by police last week and found with Vicodin, which she couldn’t prove was hers.

However, she’s confident everything will be sorted out soon.

“It’s no big deal. When I get to court, everyone will see. It will all be taken care of. I was waiting outside in the parking lot when a police officer knocked on the car window and told me I had been swerving. I told him that I didn’t remember doing that. Then he asked me for my driver’s license and that’s when it all went wrong. I reached into my pocket to get my license and a bottle of Vicodin fell out.

“I’m squeaky clean this time. I’ll just take the prescription to court with me and everything will be fine.”

Noooo problem. It is totally fine to drive around while on prescribed narcotics, whether they’ve been prescribed to you or not. Also completely normal to go about your business with a bottle of drugs. It is just a misunderstanding of the law, is all.

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3 Responses to “Charges Dismadamed”


  1. 1 turkey Feb 15th, 2008 at 6:56 am

    “It is totally fine to drive around while on prescribed narcotics, whether they’ve been prescribed to you or not. Also completely normal to go about your business with a bottle of drugs. It is just a misunderstanding of the law, is all.”

    hehe funny enough if it is her prescription she has broken no law!

  2. 2 Holly Won't Feb 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    While running errands accompanied by a bottle of Vicodin makes grocery shopping sound far more exciting, even if the prescription is hers, it’s still a DUI if she’s driving while she’s taking them. I remember from when I got my wisdom teeth out that the warning label said not to operate heavy machinery (such as a car).

    But this is truly why LA needs a better public transportation system — to keep celebrities off the roads.

  3. 3 turkey Feb 15th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Ah, I did not know that.

    I thought if she took her normal dose she was good to go, but looks like this water is hotter than I thought

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