Say, what has the Juice been up to lately? Oh, you know, the usual…

O.J. Simpson’s long-time girlfriend has severe injuries that are consistent with an assault, rather than simply a fall…

Christie Prody, 32, remains hospitalized at Baptist Memorial Hospital in Miami and may be facing brain surgery…

O.J. says that Prody’s injuries are self-inflicted and that she went on a drunken binge and fell down. But cops aren’t convinced, insiders say. And Prody’s injuries are so severe that they are consistent with an assault. Prody was hospitalized after she collapsed at a gas station and hit her head. Simpson was not with her at the time.

But once Prody was examined it became clear that she had more injuries than could have been caused by the fall. She had numerous large bruises and abrasions on her face, arms, legs and buttocks…

O.J.’s lawyer Yale Galanter denied his client had anything to do with Prody’s injuries, an accusation that has not been made by anyone. Responding to the Enquirer’s exclusive report yesterday that some cops aren’t convinced Prody’s injuries are self-inflicted, Galanter told the Miami Herald: “That’s crap.”

Who would ever think that a gorgeous young blonde would be in any danger from O.J. Simpson? Let the hunt for the real batterer begin!

Now, keep in mind that this is from the National Enquirer. So hey, who knows. But if it’s true, it’ll be fun to watch the people who still don’t believe he did it the first time.