Remember when Paris Hilton went on Larry King Live last June and talked about how much she loves the Bible and she’s a different person now and blah blah blah?
HILTON: I’ve definitely matured and grown a lot from this experience, so I just — I don’t know, I just want to be — I’m 26 years old. I’m an adult, and I am — I have to just grow up and to be a more responsible — a role model…
How’s that working out for her? Quite well, thank you:
Lindsay Lohan tried to make peace with Paris, leaving voice mails explaining that she wanted to call a truce.
But Paris refused to call back. Finally, she responded in her usually classy way.
“She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave fart sounds on her voice mail,” a close source told The Enquirer.
(Thanks, Cele|bitchy.) Yeah, we’ve been relying on the National Enquirer a lot the last few days, but it’s like Ace says: “I don’t know why we have to keep pretending the Enquirer is less accurate than the mainstream media…”
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So she tells the public what she wants to hear to try and redeem herself after being caught doing something stupid …*Yawn*
Others who have PR people writing fake apologies:
Michael Vick
Amy Fisher
Michael Richards
Nicole Richie
Mel Gibson
etc, etc
…and yes i meant ‘what SHE wants to hear’
Why are we wasting time, bandwidth and ink on these morons?
Shesh! To many people need time in jail…
Jail? Paris in jail? No way…. Oh wait. Maybe it’s not jail we need. Maybe bringing back the draft? Hey it’s an idea. A Protracted jungle war might do ‘em some good. Look what it did for the Boomers. Oh bad idea. The boomers suck more ‘cuz these “people” are their offspring.
To Pastafarian….well said !