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Sure, Jenny Craig dropped her like a sack of chicken-wing bones and Twinkies boxes, but don’t count her out just yet. She tells People Magazine:
I had not intended to make this announcement at this time, but after an online PEOPLE magazine article ran last Friday, announcing that I had stepped down as Jenny’s spokesperson, I found myself bombarded with inquiries from the media and fans. So I guess it’s as good of a time as any to announce that I intend to develop and pilot my own weight-loss brand that I hope to launch in 2009.
The weight-loss field is wide open and not immune to new ideas and improved solutions for the fat problems that plague many of us Americans every day. I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride…
I need Kirstie Alley teaching me how to lose weight and keep it off like I need Lindsay Lohan teaching me how to read, write, and hold my liquor. But this should be fun to watch.
I would totally want Lohan to teach me how to hold my liquor. Remember when she was ninety pounds and she was tossing back vodka ten at a time?
No, No! You have the diet plan all wrong. It’ll include such wonderful dishes as, pasta with ice cream sauce, low fat rice cakes smothered in Hershey’s chocolate syrup, and low fat peanut butter, and Nestle crunch sandwiches.
Well it sounded funny in my head.
And behaving herself.
I saw those naked Lindsey pics. I have to say I wasn’t all that impressed. Still after 10 vodkas. Okay maybe 1.
I surely hope Kristie does find a way to lose weight and stay slimmer. She is so pretty when she is slimmer, she has a great sense of humor. hey, we all can’t be a size4 but if she could get to a size 12 would be great,. Me i’m a size 12 and am happy.
That is all we need - another “business” setting up a diet plan. What might be a better idea is a business that helps people accept who they are no matter their body type or frame - oh, I forgot… psycologists, counselors and social workers already are doing that…