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21
Feb
08

Nicole Kidding Herself

nicole_kidman_bump.jpgNicole Kidman told reporters at the Japan premiere of The Golden Compass that she will no longer take on movie roles that require nudity or sex scenes out of respect for her children.

Oh, except she was wearing a see-through dress during the interview.

“My child inside won’t see [The Golden Compass] for a long time.

“But I think once you have children, you want to balance the work you do because they give up so much of you to your work.

“So you want to make films that they can take their friends to, they can go to the premiere of, that they can celebrate.”

Kidman, who is four months pregnant, also has two adopted teenage children with her ex-husband Tom Cruise.

It’s a good thing they weren’t around for any of those movies where she played a prostitute or the porny one by that hack director Stanley Kubrick. And no one remembers that role where her character drowned herself, the one she won an Oscar for.

Phew, it’s a good thing those movies no longer exist!

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1 Response to “Nicole Kidding Herself”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Feb 22nd, 2008 at 11:53 am

    I bet there isn’t a single white room in this woman’s house. If there was you’d never find her in there. I know a good tanning salon. Just a couple of times. What could it hurt? Isn’t always sunny in Australia? Get out Nic. And bring a sandwich or two with ya. Oh and that dress? Yuck. I guess being wealthy doesn’t = taste. And forget the shoes too.

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